Mean Joe
| Mean Joe | |||||||
| Male Half-Orc | |||||||
| Player: DSM-IV (Bubbles) | |||||||
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| General Information | ||||||||||
| Full Name: | Joe Greene | |||||||||
| Nicknames: | Mean Joe | |||||||||
| Age: | 40 | |||||||||
| Deity: | None | |||||||||
| Alignment: |
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| Occupation: | Personal Manager (Pimp) | |||||||||
| Faction/Rank: | None | |||||||||
| Place of Birth: | Fredricksburgh on Prime Planet #3 | |||||||||
| Physical Attributes | ||||||||||
| Height: | 7'8" | |||||||||
| Weight: | 377 lbs. | |||||||||
| Eyes: | Two | |||||||||
| Hair: | Balding with what is left pulled back in a ponytail | |||||||||
| Complexion: | Looks like he has been punched in the face over a thousand times | |||||||||
| Physical Build: | Broad chested with extremely large hands | |||||||||
| Physical Features: | Keen sense of male style in suits. | |||||||||
| Skills | ||||||||||
| Loud, obnoxious, extreme street savvy, oddly silent walking in alligator designer shoes. | ||||||||||
| Equipment and Items | ||||||||||
| 3 piece suit for every occasion and nearly every day | ||||||||||
Well, Joe explain yourself.
Alright, hell how does one explain themselves? I am who I is. A mutt faced ex-champion boxer just trying to survive. I used to own a titty bar back home. Borrowed some jink from the wrong people and those people came acallin. I ran, like a little bitch, into my office bathroom and was whisked away to the streets of Sigil. Pretty stupid eh? Yeah I thought so too. How does one open a door to another existence while hiding from mobsters on the toilet? Well, that's Sigil for yeah. It doesn't make sense, just like this damn city.
What I do?
I manage whores in The Hive. Now, before you get all fired up, I ant like your normal pimp. I help these ladies get on their feet and get out. If they want to keep whorin that's up to them. I loan them jink to get them education, and look nice, and they pay me back no interest. I also protect them from the slimy shitbags in The Hive. All I ask in return is a little loyalty, and for them to make themselves a better person.
I also do a little information gathering on the side. Helps make ends meet if you know what I mean.
What I look like?
I look feckin great for starters. I got an eye for the newest fashion trends in Sigil. My father always told me you gottah dress for success. I got a mean assortment of tailored suits that cost more then most mother-feckers make in their lifetimes. So yeah, I got a pretty fecked up looking face, but who wouldn't with how many times I got bashed in the noggin. I am ugly as shit. I also got a couple of tats on my chest. Bleeding roses, those are for respect.
What I act like?
An obnoxious son-of-a-bitch, plain and simple really. I grew up in an area much like The Hive, you learn that if you want to be heard you gottah talk loud. I don't think I could stop if I tried, but really a lot of people find this a little refreshing I think. Never had any difficult making friends, nor making it with the ladies. Granted its the late night lady wearing the thick booze-glasses, but hey beggars can't be choosers. I am like that fat funny kid at the party everyone likes, but instead of fat I am huge and green.
My Goals?
Survive.
My Relations?
Hell, who don't I know? I am feckin Mean Joe everyone knows me. I am fecking famous. I even got a sweet girlfriend who is insane as shit! Her name is Nicki and she is real nice.
Rumors!?
Now, being as famous as I am people start talking. They always do. Some shit about me being real good at hiding? Bullshit, how does a man as massive as me be any good at hiding? Doesn't make any god damn sense to me. Connections with underground crime in The Hive? Stupid, first of all there is no underground crime in The Hive, it is pretty much above ground where everyone can see it. It isn't like they are trying to hide anything. Second, I got nothing to do with any of that, I just live there and trying my best to make it a better community.
Lastly, in no way am I connected with The Green Death. Some idiotic nickname of some rumored up an coming elite assassin. I mean, what kind of assassin gives himself a nickname? And, are they really any good if people are starting to talk about it. So, just forget about all that bullshit.
Finally, people say I just might be the worst liar in the multi-verse, well they can go feck themselves.
My Story
http://www.sigil-planarlegends.com/forum/m/10910028/viewthread/8570824-wise-frog-once-said